Hey companies! I’m here to tell you about a piece of cutting edge technology that is going to change the way you think about employment forever! Its called a “resume.” It has a prospective employee’s past work and education history laid out for you all on a single convenient page! Gone are the days of making your applicants fill out their entire life history in an unwieldy number of inadequately sized boxes! Resume is fast and easy to use and once you adopt the system, you’ll wonder how you ever got along without it!
BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE! Act now, and I’ll throw in prospective employees not cursing your name for making them waste their time ABSOLUTELY FREE! That’s right, once you adopt resume and do away with your archaic “fill in your life story system,” you’ll also get the added bonus of no one cursing your name ABSOLUTELY FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!1!!!!11! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! CALL TODAY!