I kind of want to start a parody movement in the US to constitutionally ban shrimp and point out the absurdity of the anti-marriage equality lobby. SHRIMP IS AN ABOMINATION AND MAKES A MOCKARY OF EATING, AND EATING IS ONE OF OUR OLDEST INSTITUTIONS. THAT’S WHY I SUPPORT TRADITIONAL EATING!
shrimp are referred to as an abomination four times more than homosexuality is in the bible
So I can’t speak for the South, but I went to high school in suburban Chicago. For senior year I had late arrival and we had to enter the building through the front office. As I arrived one day I caught the tail end of the principal announcing that people could go back to a certain hall in the school. I asked her what had happened there and she told me that it was so cold a pipe had burst. I really wanted to scream “THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE WE HERE?! I COULD BE IN MY WARM BED RIGHT NOW!” …..i did not say that.
- Zeus: im gonna put my dick in it
- Everyone: dont put ur dick in it
- Zeus: toO LaTE