Yes, hi. I’d like to report a defect with my body. In an attempt to combat a virus I seem to have contracted, my immune system is flooding my nose with an infinite amount of mucus which is preventing my from breathing through it. Surely this is an error as breathing is a function in which I must engage if I wish to stay alive (and I do).
I'm edgy yet whimsical! (ok that might have been from apples to apples).
I post projects I'm working on, neat things I find and explain the joke (not nessesarilly in that order).